(no subject)

[andrew_jorgensen]

St. Petersburg: the city that totters along atop its three-inch fuck-me heels. Yes, the former Leningrad dolls itself up in miniskirts and shortshorts and decolletage and thus goes into the category of places I'd like to visit without my mother. Though I suspect it's tough on men here: I walked in front of two women practicing English break-up lines. "Don't put your trip on me," one would lightly accentedly say. "Don't put your trip on me," repeated the other. Then after some staccato Russian, "Drama." "Drama." "Crisis-drama." "Crisis-drama." More Russian. "I don't need this crisis-drama," the first declared. "Good-bye."

Speaking of abject humiliation, nzraya is somewhere in this city for another few hours, and it's looking like we're not going to get to rendezvous after all. I suppose I could make an effort to track her down, but as if I need that crisis-drama!

Comments

[deevalish.livejournal.com]

The practice break up lines cracked me up. Though I suspect they are not practicing those lines for their Russian boyfriends.

[dherblay.livejournal.com]

In my overactive imagination, their Russian boyfriends are Mafiya and, really, this is all for the best for their American boyfriends.

[ladyhelix.livejournal.com]

I love your Icon Andrew - that's a great picture of you!!

[dherblay.livejournal.com]

Thanks! But, to be fair, I'm a great subject.

[scrollgirl.livejournal.com]

Modest, too! :D

[ladyhelix.livejournal.com]

"But, to be fair, I'm a great subject."

Yes indeed, I couldn't agree more!!