[personal profile] andrew_jorgensen
I have had little to say about [livejournal.com profile] fandom_scruples, largely because under Niemöllerian principles, you can wake me up when they come for the Communists. I don't leave links to NC-17 fanfic lying around where children can get them, so I don't meet their standards of anathema. This despite the fact that I haven't used my "adult" filter since I decided that the battle to ensure the purity of [livejournal.com profile] graffitiswall had already been lost. Frankly, I'm feeling a little left out. It's a shame that no one seems to feel that they need to impose a blacklist to prevent people from reading my journal; market forces have so far been quite sufficient.

I have decided to rectify this situation. I don't really understand the concept of rating prose, though -- there's a reason graphic sex and violence is "graphic," and a picture is worth a thousand words. Therefore, I will link those who are interested to pictures of graphic, unsimulated sex! Aerial sex! Giant engorged penises! Exotic, difficult positions you shouldn't try at home! Enjoy!!

Perverts.

(Link via Amity Wilczek via Crooked Timber.)

Date: 2004-01-27 10:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cwx.livejournal.com
Well, now you're on my shitlist for false advertising! Curse you!! :D

Date: 2004-01-28 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dherblay.livejournal.com
Deceptive advertising? Certainly. False advertising? Certainly not!

LOL!

Date: 2004-01-28 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] londonkds.livejournal.com
Still remember a BBC documentary on insects which had a truly graphic penetration shot. OK, they were beetles, but no way would anyone have allowed it to be broadcast if it was mammals. Barnacles are fun too...

Date: 2004-01-28 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynnmonster.livejournal.com
You're hysterical.

Oh, and in honor of the first LJ post by you that I ever read, let me point you to this.

Date: 2004-01-28 08:39 pm (UTC)

Well, we appreciate the effort

Date: 2004-01-28 08:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] graffitiandsara.livejournal.com
but what can you do when faced with a lost cause? At least we know we tried! I knew I was in big trouble when a trip to the grocery store with 4 year old Graffiti would result in his admiring the bikini clad models on the cover of Cosmo and saying "Mommy, they're pretty!" What can I say, civilization is going to hell in a handbasket! Enjoy your porn!!!!!

Date: 2004-01-28 01:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deevalish.livejournal.com
What a great use of, er, lubrication. If I write anymore I will, quite possibly, really embarass myself.

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