Ah, yes abandoned luxury. Definitely preferable to the livin' in them thar hills to avoid the aliens.
There is this very posh open air mall in Marin County that I have my eye on if there is ever the apocalyptic opportunity. Lots of archways and fancy stores for fancy food stuff looting. Mmm…imported food deli.
Although, living in an empty New York, huge buildings peeking through the snow. Burning furniture, not books for warmth, has a winter charm to it. With it that cold, at least the food’s not going bad.
The problem is I keep wanting to re-found civilization so there’s someone to make wine for me.
I get distracted from wandering around department stores on a bicycle to pondering ways to spread the soot (from all the furniture that I’m burning) on the snow to help warm things up a bit. Surviving the Titanic with a hammer, some nails and enough wooden doors and tables to make a really big raft. Okay, that one’s pretty far fetched. But I have some great ideas for fighting off the vampire horde attacking my mall fort with a stake/arrow gattling gun based off something I read about Archimedes.
So, an oxygen tank and some surgical glue you say? Well, if it’s really far fetched and complicated then I’ll probably like it.
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Re: Zombie contingency plans
Date: 2004-06-17 10:32 am (UTC)There is this very posh open air mall in Marin County that I have my eye on if there is ever the apocalyptic opportunity. Lots of archways and fancy stores for fancy food stuff looting. Mmm…imported food deli.
Although, living in an empty New York, huge buildings peeking through the snow. Burning furniture, not books for warmth, has a winter charm to it. With it that cold, at least the food’s not going bad.
The problem is I keep wanting to re-found civilization so there’s someone to make wine for me.
I get distracted from wandering around department stores on a bicycle to pondering ways to spread the soot (from all the furniture that I’m burning) on the snow to help warm things up a bit. Surviving the Titanic with a hammer, some nails and enough wooden doors and tables to make a really big raft. Okay, that one’s pretty far fetched. But I have some great ideas for fighting off the vampire horde attacking my mall fort with a stake/arrow gattling gun based off something I read about Archimedes.
So, an oxygen tank and some surgical glue you say? Well, if it’s really far fetched and complicated then I’ll probably like it.