andrew_jorgensen ([personal profile] andrew_jorgensen) wrote2004-06-30 06:13 pm

I Love the Counterfactual '80s!

[livejournal.com profile] nzraya has a flight of fancy on her trip down memory lane:
A passing thought...

...and, I'm sure, a far from original one. But, having spent a fruitful morning going through an old videotape of MTV's 80s-retrospective programming in December 1989 (SO GLAD I taped that stuff, because half of what they put in as most characteristic of the '80s has gone well and truly down the memory hole now), I can't help but ponder, wistfully, the following question:

What if the December 8, 1980 assassination attempt against John Lennon had failed, and the March 30, 1981 assassination attempt against Ronald Reagan had succeeded?
I love counterfactuals. Let's see . . . George H. W. Bush has nearly as much of a first term as John Tyler. Freed from the constraints of Vice Presidential subservience to Reagan, he reverts to his 1980 support of abortion rights and leads the most Arab-friendly administration since Eisenhower's. His retinue of Rockefeller Republicans and foreign-policy realists alienate the Christian Right, which makes overtures to the blue-collar Catholics who had formed the bulk of the "Reagan Democrats" and to socially-conservative African-American Baptists. Pat Robertson leads a new Christian crusade for social justice. A booming economy, buoyed by Bush's moderate fiscal responsibility, propels Bush to a commanding victory over the newly black-friendly George Wallace, but in 1988, his Vice President (Howard Baker) must face a vital young Democrat who is extremely hawkish, pro-Israel, and is second to none in his credentialing as a campaigner for values and decency. In the clash of the Tennessee titans, Al Gore prevails, becoming the youngest President in American history.

As the years wind down, the Republican party becomes more and more the party of the Northeast, Great Plains and Southwest, while the industrial Midwest and the South define the Democrats. In 2004 the country faces a great drama when the Democrats nominate the ticket of Clinton-Buchanan against the Republicans' favored Rodham-McCain.

Meanwhile, John Lennon's 1984 movie Remember Me To Harold Lloyd is considered the greatest film disaster of the decade. A pair of phoned-in duets with Lionel Richie do not help his critical standing. By 2004, Britain collectively smirks when he makes a guest appearance on the Sugababes' single "Imagine (There's Disco Heaven)," and critics everywhere admit that the recently deceased George Harrison was the true genius of the Beatles.

[identity profile] mamculuna.livejournal.com 2004-06-30 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
If only...

[identity profile] lynnmonster.livejournal.com 2004-06-30 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
You're brilliant!

[identity profile] nzraya.livejournal.com 2004-06-30 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
You are brilliant, but don't make me copy and paste my long and fanciful reply to this over here...

[identity profile] rahael.livejournal.com 2004-07-01 05:10 am (UTC)(link)

Meanwhile, John Lennon's 1984 movie Remember Me To Harold Lloyd is considered the greatest film disaster of the decade. A pair of phoned-in duets with Lionel Richie do not help his critical standing. By 2004, Britain collectively smirks when he makes a guest appearance on the Sugababes' single "Imagine (There's Disco Heaven)," and critics everywhere admit that the recently deceased George Harrison was the true genius of the Beatles.

LOLOLOL

have you read "liverpool fantasy"?

(Anonymous) 2004-07-02 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
It's by Larry Kirwan of Black 47. John convinces the Beatles not to show up at a recording session where the record execs want them to do a cover version of, get this, "Till There Was You"...except for Paul, who goes by himself, has a hit, & becomes all famous & Americanized. Actually, the Beatles did go to the session and recorded "Please Please Me" instead, & the rest is real-life history. But in the novel, they never made it big. By the 1980s, the world is very different....

--anom

[identity profile] scootermark.livejournal.com 2004-07-02 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Too bad Ringo would still have made "Cavemen."