andrew_jorgensen ([personal profile] andrew_jorgensen) wrote2004-03-02 08:34 pm

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Attention: if there is a power outage while you are driving, and the stoplights aren't getting their required electricity, please note that you should treat every stoplight as though it is a stopsign. And if you choose instead to run right through them, you definitely shouldn't get on my ass just because I do.

For all I know, it may still be blacked out half a mile from here, but my outage lasted only fifteen seconds, so there won't be any whining from me. I was a bit worried, though, that the outage would affect my ability to vote: Cuyahoga County has been making noise about ditching the punch-card system and going electronic. Of course, Cuyahoga County is also painfully inefficient, so I was stuck fanning out my chads instead. From what I hear from California, it sounds like the new voting machines have been designed to maximize the butterfly effect, so I'm not looking forward to learning how these machines work in November.

Ohio makes you declare your party affiliation only when you request a ballot, and makes no effort to hold you to that affiliation, so allegiances here can be quite whimsical. I was surprised though that when I switched back to the Democrats (I was a very early adopter of my anti-Bush stance), I did not have to sign the (non-binding) affadavit swearing my agreement with the principles of the party the Republicans made me sign. I also had a moment of conscience in the voting booth when I realized that Wesley Clark and Howard Dean remained on the ballot. It is a good thing I never plastered up any yard signs, or some future archaeologist might waste and afternoon prying up the strata of my declarations of intent; she'd trace her way forward Kerry-Dean-Clark-Kerry-Edwards-Kerry-Edwards-Kerry-Rodham and be none the wiser for it.

The rest of the ballot was a bit of a snooze. I didn't vote for any of the uncontested seats and I generally voted against the incumbents, with the notable exception of the uncontested incumbent Peter Lawson Jones. However, I have a personal message for Peter: ummm, Issue 31 might have more effectively attracted my support had the language not established that the levy would be used to "promote new business and create jobs in Cuyahoga County." I mean, in general I favor those things, but could you have worded the issue so that it was a little more specifically informative and a little less reminiscent of "Big Rock Candy Mountain"?

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[identity profile] cwx.livejournal.com 2004-03-03 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno, I might have to defriend you after learning that you used to vote Republican! Ha.

[identity profile] dherblay.livejournal.com 2004-03-03 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, I voted against Bush twice in 2000. Don't blame me because you only voted on him once.

[identity profile] cwx.livejournal.com 2004-03-03 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
So were you an actual Republican, or a Republican of convience, voting just to deny Bush the nomination?

[identity profile] dherblay.livejournal.com 2004-03-03 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I've never considered myself a Republican of any sort. I did support McCain during the 2000 primaries, but a lot of that came out of my desire to break the religious right's hold on the Republican party. Had McCain secured the nomination and faced off against Gore in 2000, I would have faced a dilemma (had he faced off against Kucinich I wouldn't have had any problems at all) and would have to give a more serious answer to your question, but he didn't, so the question is moot. Let's moot something else instead.