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andrew_jorgensen) wrote2003-10-27 05:24 pm
andrew_jorgensen) wrote2003-10-27 05:24 pm
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Fish with feet
My mother, who last week was installed as the new pastor of the First Presbyterian Church of Nowheresville, Michigan, just sent me this email:
However, if the Darwin Fish is antagonistic, those antagonised by it give as good as they get. Before I had even left the East side of Cleveland, I passed a car with the bumper sticker:
I felt a little antagonised myself, because I first thought that this was referring to the old canard that Darwin had renounced evolution on his deathbed, a canard that even creationists have abandoned. (The one story of a noted agnostic scientist undergoing a deathbed conversion to Christianity which is well documented is that of John Von Neumann, who was born into Judaism and spent most of his life as an atheist, but did in fact convert to Catholicism -- for the second time in his life -- while he lay dying in Walter Reed Hospital. Of course, Von Neumann was instrumental in the invention of game theory, and he may have just been taking Pascal's Wager.) After a moment of reflection, I decided that the bumper sticker was merely saying that Darwin, now that he is burning in Hell, has probably reconsidered, which is Argument No. 39 of the 519 Arguments for the Existence of God, the Argument From Post-Death Experience:
(Do note that I could stick an outline of an acacia tree in front of each fish and have a pretty good iconographic reduction of Lamarckianism.)
On the other hand, were I instead a subscriber to the theory of punctuated equilibrium, I could use this bumper sticker:
Though, as this representation still seems to buy into an implied progressive view of evolution, it's not the best description of Gouldianism. And while I'm misrepresenting the big names in popular evolutionary writing, I'll commit a false synecdoche and generalize Richard Dawkins's ascription of selfishness to genes to the organism as a whole:
I like cladistics, I really do. It's a nifty little classification scheme. However, one might not be able to tell that I like it from:
Finally, we have what I consider an entirely accurate summation of Evolutionary Psychology:
Ahh, car fenders. They're the new Lyceum, I tell you!
As I listen to Diane Rheme talk about the Florida case, I would like to tell you my wishes. I do not want to be kep alive if I am in a persistent vegatative state is. After I reach 80 or so, I would like to die naturally. If I break my neck I do not want to be put in a halo. One of my parishioners who is over 90 broke her neck and is in a halo. It looks terribly painful.To which I responded, "In that case, you really picked the wrong line of work. You should have stayed a lawyer – they never get put into haloes." Not that my mother, in her heretical Zen Presbyterianism, puts much stock in the concept of an afterlife -- or in many of the other tropes of Conservative Christianity. She really wants to get one of those Darwin Fish for her car, an act that might be seen as antagonistic to community values, judging from the number of Jesus Fish I saw affixed to cars on the Ohio and Indiana Turpikes when I drove up to visit her. (It should be noted that I was down with the Jesus Fish long before it sold out and went mainstream: it was an important symbol to Philip K. Dick, and as a crossword devotee, I love it just for its simplicity as an acrostic.)
However, if the Darwin Fish is antagonistic, those antagonised by it give as good as they get. Before I had even left the East side of Cleveland, I passed a car with the bumper sticker:
I felt a little antagonised myself, because I first thought that this was referring to the old canard that Darwin had renounced evolution on his deathbed, a canard that even creationists have abandoned. (The one story of a noted agnostic scientist undergoing a deathbed conversion to Christianity which is well documented is that of John Von Neumann, who was born into Judaism and spent most of his life as an atheist, but did in fact convert to Catholicism -- for the second time in his life -- while he lay dying in Walter Reed Hospital. Of course, Von Neumann was instrumental in the invention of game theory, and he may have just been taking Pascal's Wager.) After a moment of reflection, I decided that the bumper sticker was merely saying that Darwin, now that he is burning in Hell, has probably reconsidered, which is Argument No. 39 of the 519 Arguments for the Existence of God, the Argument From Post-Death Experience:
- Person X died an atheist.
- He now realizes his mistake.
- Therefore, God exists.
(Do note that I could stick an outline of an acacia tree in front of each fish and have a pretty good iconographic reduction of Lamarckianism.)
On the other hand, were I instead a subscriber to the theory of punctuated equilibrium, I could use this bumper sticker:
Though, as this representation still seems to buy into an implied progressive view of evolution, it's not the best description of Gouldianism. And while I'm misrepresenting the big names in popular evolutionary writing, I'll commit a false synecdoche and generalize Richard Dawkins's ascription of selfishness to genes to the organism as a whole:
I like cladistics, I really do. It's a nifty little classification scheme. However, one might not be able to tell that I like it from:
Finally, we have what I consider an entirely accurate summation of Evolutionary Psychology:
Ahh, car fenders. They're the new Lyceum, I tell you!
Too cute!
-Elizabeth
P.S. I heart your UserInfo quote.
Re: Too cute!
I probably should have creditted that Volokh post, and the Chris Mooney post (http://www.chriscmooney.com/blog.asp#379) which led me there.
Friendsfriends is the most marvelous thing. I've been using it to follow the saga of whether or not you'd get to write the column you'd want. As both a former college newspaper columnist and someone interested in genetics, it tweaked my interest. Though I never had to get an editor to preapprove my subject choices!
Thank you for stopping by! Do come again!
Re: Too cute!
2) Friendsfriends is so very marvelous. And aw, i have a following! *blushes* Okay, so only for one topic, but still. I seem to have a small fanclub on LJ, which is all flavors of weird, but i bask. (And so many of my friends have brilliant people on their lists whom i semi-stalk, so it's generally a happy land of intelligence and mutual admiration.)
3) Well yes i know you didn't write the quote, but reading it i thought "That's my kind of person!" It also reminded me of myself :) (Also, it occurs to me that i may be in your area over the winter holiday.)